Join the Cult Of Samma, as we bask in the glory and majesty of creation! Hark ye, verily no greater connection to the universe is made than when thou receiveth a tattoo of tiddies and monsters!

Cult of Samma is now free and hosted on our own website!

Why?

So that we can share everting with you without worrying that robots might decide that you’re not allowed to see the things you signed up to! And because Samma HATES social media. (Don’t worry he’s posted about that already)

AVP - But Cool Again
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AVP - But Cool Again

I think that that whole middle bit of the Alien and Predator series sucks…

Old stuff is sick. New stuff is sick.

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Scott’s Got Tits
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Scott’s Got Tits

And Scotty most certainly knows!

He told me that song has haunted him, and because he’s been a good mate recently I have to torture him with it.

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A Owl Bruv
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A Owl Bruv

She had a owl bruv!

A owl?

A owl bruv!

I hope SOMEONE knows what I’m referencing

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Samma VS Printer
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Samma VS Printer

“… full well knowing that a printer doesn’t have the speed and dexterity to fight back…”

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Why I Left Social Media
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Why I Left Social Media

Oh look, another wounded artist leaving social media! The algorithm, boo hoo, the rules, community guidelines, wah wah!

Look, social media is bad for your health. The endless scrolling though shit you don’t care about, the bombardment of adverts, especially after turning 30 and they start pelting you with ads for ED medication and weight loss pills! I still have the penis of a 15 year old, and no, I’m not giving it back.

But no, let me explain myself…

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