Molly Was Brave
I’m sure all of you know that Molly is my absolute worst client. She swings at me, she taps out and just as I’m tearing down she wants to carry on, she cries and tells me she can’t do it. She’s awful, And she wants such extreme shit all the time!
She asked me to do her face. We went round in circles until we settled on the peach, which is of course a reference to fictional homosexuals that she feels normal about. And while we were at it she wanted the moon and star, which were for other fictional gays, this time wizards.
And when we did all that she got confident and said she was up for doing more on the chest. Just getting the collarbones out of the way. And you know what? She took it like a champ, the problem is that she’s now over confident and wants to do more before it’s all healed.
She’s an absolute nightmare when she’s healing, and I don’t want to be around that, frankly.
Queer-Inspired Tattoo Work – Booking Now in Oxford & Boston
You don’t have to get your face tattooed like Molly did. But if you’re looking for a queer-coded tattoo, something bold, absurd, or meaningful (especially if you’re not totally sure which), I’m booking now in Oxford, UK, and Boston, MA.
I specialize in making ridiculous ideas beautiful, and deep symbolism chaotic. Just bring your fictional gays and a dream.